009 » Jade: Try not to cough up hairballs.

[frostandfrogs]

[ There is a tiny black and white kitty in the lobby. It has a very familiar pair of glasses and bright green eyes. Poor thing looks pretty scared.

So scared, in fact, that she is trying to hide underneath things. ]

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[heirdom]

[A CAT? In GLASSES?

When Damian spies the cat, he immediately reaches down to grab the glasses off the cat's face. Even if she's under a couch or something.]

Cats don't wear glasses.

[frostandfrogs]

[akdghakjegha noooooo she can't see without those!!

she meows and meows and meows! and swipes her tiny paws to try and get them back.]

[heirdom]

[Damian smirks, holding them over her head... which is easy, given that Jade is a kitten.]

What's wrong? You want these back?

[frostandfrogs]

[>O this jerk!!

swipes furiously, but this is obviously not going to work. so she backs back a few steps...

crouches...

wiggles her little rear end...

RUNNING LEAP!!

... she misses because, well... she can't see right without her glasses. So she goes rolling away.]

[heirdom]

[He's a real hooligan. He kneels down to grab her by the scruff when she rolls away.]

I don't know why people keep cats as pets. They're either boring or evil.

[frostandfrogs]

[adgslkdjgakhgaladjhg KITTY FLAILS. trying to swipe at his hand with her claws but, of course, she can't reach.

yeah well YOUR FACE IS BORING!!!! hisssssss]

[heirdom]

[makes a face back.]

I know! I should stick you in a tree and see how long it takes for you to get down.

[frostandfrogs]

[oh nooooo! no don't do that you jerkface! no no no no!

pleading meows ;~;]