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[tomatoandbasil]

[Do you know who is bored? Like, ultra bored? This week off from work to finish healing and relaxing from the jailbreak has been slowly driving Alleyne mad. How does one relax after a thousand years of constant work? What is a vacation? What do you do with free time? She's been scouring the castle looking for anything to occupy herself that her

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[her_mouse_jesty]

Oh Miss Alleyne, love is one of the most wonderful feelings in the whole entire world~!

Forever

[tomatoandbasil]

Is it? In my short experience with it, it hasn't been at all.

[her_mouse_jesty]

You just haven't found your one true love yet.

[tomatoandbasil]

[Wut? You sound like the books she was reading.]

How do you know if you've found them, though?

[her_mouse_jesty]

You just will. It's a natural feeling. One day, it'll just click in your head... 'I want to spend the rest of my life with this person'.

[tomatoandbasil]

Is it really as simple as these stories tell me it is? What if I never meet someone like that?

[her_mouse_jesty]

You don't know that. In fact, you could have met them already! Friendship can turn into love!

[tomatoandbasil]

[All this niceness is going to rot her elf teeth]

That just winds up biting me hard in the end, though.

[her_mouse_jesty]

[well you got plenty of teeth, right]

You still have a lot of time ahead of you, the end is a long way to go.

[tomatoandbasil]

[Elf diabetes, then]

If my long life is any indication, then yeah, it may be centuries yet.

[her_mouse_jesty]

Then there's no reason to lose hope. A beautiful, kind and courageous woman like yourself... I'm surprised there isn't always a line of men eager to court you!

[tomatoandbasil]

[Sobbing. Sorry for this one.]

Er...what if one does not court men?

[her_mouse_jesty]

[this is going to be lovely.]

... What else would they be courting?

[tomatoandbasil]

[She'll try to be a good teacher about this. Best thread ever, clearly]

Well, where I come from, sometimes women courted each other. Sometimes men kept each other company like that, too. Some courted both. Of course many men and women dated each other exclusively. It seems to be something most worlds and cultures share is this.

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[her_mouse_jesty]

[...

huh.

women with women.

and men with men.

this is new.]

[her_mouse_jesty]

[IT'S ALL GOOD.

DISNEY=LOVE OF ALL KINDS.]

Either way, I'm surprised there isn't a line of either gender at your door!