[Since the castle changed everyone back from being on the pirate ship, Kanaya parrot has been sleeping in her garden on the castle grounds (it's all looking great, thanks for asking). Why? Because it's warm, and on the warm summer nights in Paradisa she doesn't have a thing to fear! It's a far cry from the wilderness of Alternia.
That was all fine, at least until Kanaya suddenly changed from being a light, small parrot to being a larger and rather heavier troll perched in a bush. The journal conveniently sheltered beneath the branches picks up crunching and a startled, displeased cry.]
Oh, really?! Honestly, if this shrub has come to any harm...!
[Annoyed, and rather unusually flustered, when it comes to one of her plants being harmed... and then rustling noises as she picks up the journal, dusting some stray specks of dirt off the pages, and sighs.]
But of course. There really is no possibility of escaping these while we're here, is there?
I seem to have missed various proceedings again. My apologies to my fellows and any others who might have wished to speak to me.
[Karkat]
Are you all right? I heard all of those explosions.
[Vriska]
Who went home?