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[bogusmagic]

Hi, I'm Freelancer York, from Cair Paradisa.

I am Nagato Yuki.

We're here to talk to you all about a subject most of you are already familiar with, but may lack the finer details about. That's right, folks. Today's subject is pirates!

Pirates are defined as individuals who engage in war-like acts against others while at sea. It is distinct from

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[painhumbles]

Oh. We're doing PSA's now?

[encryptedlock]

It's kind of a thing where I come from.

[bogusmagic]

They are informative.

[painhumbles]

So you're a freelance PSA spokesman.

...And thanks, Yuki. Never would've guessed that one.

[encryptedlock]

Just a regular Freelancer, actually.

[He sounds a bit amused at that.]

[bogusmagic]

You're welcome.

[painhumbles]

So we can add freelancing to "occupations that aren't as cool as they look on TV."

[encryptedlock]

...If you judge life by TV, you should probably get used to disappointment.

[painhumbles]

Please. If life were a TV show, I'd have fewer reruns and my plots wouldn't suck.

[encryptedlock]

Doubt it. The networks would fire your writers and then you'd be up shit creek.

[painhumbles]

Spoken like someone whose Pilot never got off the ground.

[encryptedlock]

Better than jumping the shark.

[painhumbles]

No, jumping the shark means you had something to lose and there are fans who'll watch two hours of shark-jumping and not give a rat's ass.

[encryptedlock]

What can I say? We can't all be remembered as ridiculous losers.

[painhumbles]

What does everyone remember about the Fonz again? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't kickstarting Shark Week.

[encryptedlock]

Actually, by my time, that's pretty much it.