14th Case - The Debris in the Aftermath

[beltbucklerebel]

[the first 24 hours after their return had been spent putting his room back in order. It was an upsetting violation, but he'd dealt with worse. Currently, he's sitting at one of the bars in town, a glass of scotch close at hand, thinking over the week's events.]And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why the army is better than the navy. Just saying

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[breakmychest]

Can't say I'm overly fond of the army. They have a tendency to do experiments on my brain.

[beltbucklerebel]

[resist.....

Resist...

Nope. He can't.]

It's big enough for that?

[breakmychest]

[Man, people call Spike stupid so often it doesn't even phase him anymore.] I've never had any complaints.

[beltbucklerebel]

[...]

I find that hard to believe.

[breakmychest]

Do you? Huh. Maybe that's cause yours is just smaller.

[beltbucklerebel]

Hey, my brain is at least big enough to keep me from turning into a science experiment.

[breakmychest]

That's cause no one's interested in figuring out what makes FBI agents tick.

[beltbucklerebel]

I've got plenty of people interested in how I tick. Not that it's any business of yours.

[most pointless argument ever]

[breakmychest]

Not interested enough to cut you open and look at your insides, I guess. [Because apparently now being experimented on is a... status thing.]

[beltbucklerebel]

Uh huh. And here I was making that one of my life goals. What a disappointment.