14th Case - The Debris in the Aftermath

[beltbucklerebel]

[the first 24 hours after their return had been spent putting his room back in order. It was an upsetting violation, but he'd dealt with worse. Currently, he's sitting at one of the bars in town, a glass of scotch close at hand, thinking over the week's events.]And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why the army is better than the navy. Just saying

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Booth

[mal_addict]

Last time I counted all my limbs, yes.

Mal

[beltbucklerebel]

Good. I'm thinking the peg-leg look isn't gonna cut it, here.

Booth

[mal_addict]

It'd be a bugger to run with, too.

Mal

[beltbucklerebel]

Not to mention it'd be crap for stealth missions.

Booth

[mal_addict]

And Gods know, we have enough stealth issues as it is.

Mal

[beltbucklerebel]

These people couldn't stealth their way out of a paper bag. Honestly, we're lucky the navy didn't pick off half of us before we got stuck taking the tumble off the niagra.

Booth

[mal_addict]

[A chuckle] The people of this castle also seem to have a lot of dumb luck, I bet that has something to do with it.

Mal

[beltbucklerebel]

I'd feel a little better if our survival as a group was based on competence instead of crossed fingers.

Booth

[mal_addict]

So would I, but we have to work with what we've got.

Mal

[beltbucklerebel]

Tough breaks, huh?

Booth

[mal_addict]

Such is the way of life.