fourteen red letters

[eat_me_beat_me]

[Nora's never tried building a sand sculpture before, but she knew the basic principle and figured she could improvise the rest. To hell with just a sand CASTLE, what fun is that? It's cliche and you can't be as creative. So she's spent all day on the beach working on this thing. It was trial and error before she actually got the hang of it, but

Comments

[duchess_archer]

That... is pretty hot. No guilt necessary.

[eat_me_beat_me]

[chuckles]

Why thank you, I'm glad someone's appreciating it.

[duchess_archer]

Any particular meaning to it?

[eat_me_beat_me]

It's symbolic of what the other ships are going through while we're on vacation, here.

[duchess_archer]

Hah hah! That's pretty good. Suckers.

Though it doesn't look quite like being fucked up the ass by a bunch of Navy seamen.

[eat_me_beat_me]

[Shoots him a smart-assed smirk]

Who do you think the hand's attached to?

[duchess_archer]

Maybe, but that is clearly a head and not an ass. Trust me, I've seen both of them in my time. I've even gotten both of them in my time. [Chuckles to himself.]

[eat_me_beat_me]

Oh c'mon, what fun's art if you're not going to be as obvious as that? Think of it as a close up.

[duchess_archer]

Hey, I'll accept whatever interpretation you want to give me.

[eat_me_beat_me]

You know, art really loses a lot of its meaning and charm if the artist has to explain it all the time. [raises an eyebrow] It's supposed to be in the eye of the beholder.

[duchess_archer]

Well, in that case, I choose to interpret it as a symbolic statement of the means of production being used by the bourgeoisie to crush the spirits of the proletariat.

[eat_me_beat_me]

[laughs] Alright, that's one way to take it.

I'm Nora, by the way. Nora Diniro.

[duchess_archer]

Sterling Archer. Pleasure to meet you. What do you do around here, Nora DeNiro? Any relation to the actor?

[eat_me_beat_me]

Nice to meet you, too. [She sticks out a hand for a shake]

Here? Well I'm stuck on this weird-ass vacation. Not really much else to do, is there? And, no, no relation to him.

[duchess_archer]

No, back at the castle. Or back in your world. I'm a secret agent, for example.

[eat_me_beat_me]

Back at the castle I do fuck all nothing. Maybe some art once in a while Spray painted the lobby, did chalk art in the lobby... put a giant dick on top of the castle, that kinda stuff.

Back home? [shrugs] High school and Juvie.