Where are you? You're not on one of those other boats, right? I mean, I just can't see you willingly passing up this many women in bikinis.
This is total first world problem, but I just ate way too many cocktail shrimp at the buffet. Like... so many. Also, has anyone seen a douchebag running around? A specific one. About 6'3", black hair, blue eyes, endless stream of idiotic crap running out of his mouth? Just wondering.