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1st sighting--dictated/action;

Jun 16, 2011 22:15

[Dib's first clue that something is less than right is the fact that his room no longer looks like it's been torn apart by cyborgs. The second clue is that it doesn't really look like his room. There's a book sitting right near the bed. He opens it and flips through the pages, hoping for SOMETHING that will give him a clue. There's... far too much ( Read more... )

!intro, dib

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1/??? sodoomed June 16 2011, 19:24:09 UTC

[Zim's journal, unfortunately, has been left somewhere deep within the bowels of the castle, because he can't be assed to keep track of such a horribly primitive communications device.

Fortunately Zim is walking into the lobby right as Dib ends his spiel, slurping away at an Irken cola.]

sodoomed June 16 2011, 19:25:47 UTC

[And he stops when he spies that very familiar large head.]

sodoomed June 16 2011, 19:29:26 UTC

[Zim looks enraged!!]

YOU!!!

sodoomed June 16 2011, 19:31:01 UTC

FINALLY this FILTHY CASTLE decided to torture YOU!!

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haveasandwich June 16 2011, 20:00:20 UTC

[So deadpan. This is how interesting you are to the Tallest, Dib.] Oh hey, it's Zim's little... Big-headed human thing.

1/2 aliencatcher June 16 2011, 20:16:11 UTC

MY HEAD IS NOT BIG.

aliencatcher June 16 2011, 20:16:29 UTC

...wait. Who is this?

haveasandwich June 16 2011, 23:04:01 UTC

Uh... [Do they WANT Zim's annoying human thing bothering them with... Stupid questions.

DRAMATICALLY:]

THIS IS... [And more calmly] ... the voice of the... Castle.

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unironically June 16 2011, 20:49:34 UTC

[She writes:] As you have just arrived, I doubt anyone has had time to do anything to you besides the castle.

aliencatcher June 16 2011, 21:07:11 UTC

[By now, Dib's figured out that Zim's trapped here too and is aware.]

Yeah, figured that one out.

unironically June 16 2011, 23:47:19 UTC

This "Zim" has not been terribly troublesome on a large scale, I believe, if that was what you were concerned about.

aliencatcher June 17 2011, 04:59:19 UTC

Then you don't know him as well as I do. He's a menace.

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aliencatcher June 17 2011, 04:58:54 UTC

[He grits his teeth and tries to force it out, then finally says:] Space boy.

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aliencatcher June 20 2011, 17:21:25 UTC

No, boy who is from space. From a planet that is not Earth.

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action! hellshaped June 17 2011, 00:58:19 UTC

[Hey Dib, how's the lobby treating you? Nice plush seating and everything? Comfortable? Good, good.

So, have this big seven foot tall red thing with horns and a tail walking by.]

action! aliencatcher June 17 2011, 04:57:53 UTC

[...holy shit it's a demon. Dib stares wide eyed for a moment, then jumps up to follow the thing. He wishes he had a camera, but he doesn't wish out loud since he doesn't realize that would work yet.]

hellshaped June 17 2011, 07:27:15 UTC

[Hellboy is not immediately aware that he's being followed, and just sort of lights a cigarette, continuing on his way. He is going to the kitchen, maybe he will make a sandwich. This sure is exciting, huh, Dib?]

aliencatcher June 17 2011, 21:28:19 UTC

[THE DEMON BREATHES SMOKE... oh, no, he just smokes. And now a sandwich? IS IT A SANDWICH OF DOOM?

He sneaks around the corner, taking mental notes. What is that giant hand about? What sort of demon is this? Can he use it to defeat Zim?]

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