∀ 3rd Invas - MY TALLEST! HEY! HEY! HEY! MY TALLEST! ∀

[sodoomed]

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Comments

1/?

[teds_up]

[Uh, what the hell? This thing broken?]

2/?

[teds_up]

[...after enduring another 20 seconds, he shuts the book.]

3/4

[teds_up]

[But he can still hear it.]

4/4

[teds_up]

[After about another 30 seconds of muffled 'My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! he opens the book and practically shouts.]

Your tallest what?!

[haveasandwich]

[There were several attempts to light said book on fire, throw it out a window, lock it in a closet, and STILL. NOTHING. It either came back or the aforementioned Tallest COULD STILL HEAR IT. HAMMERING INTO THEIR BRAINS LIKE SO MANY. HAMMERS.

So finally. Red mans up, because while Zim driving the entire castle into madness is a good thing... driving them into madness is... Less good.]

WHAT, ZIM?!

[sodoomed]

[ZIM IS GLEEFUL. SO GLEEFUL.]

It seems you've encrypted your PAK video communications! I've been trying to contact you for the past four hours.

[He doesn't sound mad, oh no. Because this is OBVIOUSLY just some silly accident! Surely the Tallest would NEVER try to ignore him!]

[superiorheight]

[Purple's eye is just... twitching. So are his four fingers. Twitch. Twitch. Twitch.

That wasn't an answer, either, Zim.]

What. Is it.

[haveasandwich]

[WELL, ON ONE HAND. THEIR BRILLIANT PLAN TO AVOID ZIM WORKED. Kinda.

Fucking journals. And through gritted teeth.]

They're malfunctioning, uh, because of... Interference from this planet's atmosphere.

Now talk. Quickly.

[need_to_rule_it]

[he'd left the journal open on one workstation while he carefully solders tiny electronic components into his latest invention at another. It is meticulous, fragile work... work that he can't just put down when an exceedingly annoying mantra comes babbling out of the journal across the room.

He has no choice but to grit his teeth and endure it while it picks incessantly at his brain, until he can finally attach the last little piece... and then throw down the soldering iron and stomp over to the journal!]

--STOP IT! Stop, just stop!

1/?????

[sodoomed]

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akljfalk done

[sodoomed]

[SERIOUSLY HE JUST ABRUPTLY CUTS OFF AND THEN GOES INTO ANGER MODE.]

STOP INTERRUPTING ZIIIIM!

[need_to_rule_it]

Zim? Is that your name?

Because, Zim, you really need to just... stop that right now.

1/3; i apologize in advance for this

[athousandmen]

[ she waits about two minutes. ]

[athousandmen]

[ oh my god why ]

dictated;

[athousandmen]

SHUT THE %*#& UP OR I WILL BLOW YOU FULL OF HOLES!!

[sodoomed]

[NO, SERIOUSLY. HE'S GOING TO BLOW YOU ALL UP WITH A GIANT SPACE LASER CANON. OR SEND YOU TO THE ROOM WITH THE MOOSE SOMEHOW.

PEOPLE GOTTA QUIT INTERRUPTING HIS MESSAGE TO THE TALLEST, GEEZ. Zim is throwing his hands in the air!]

You threaten ZIM?! And with a word that ISN'T EVEN A WORD??!

[madandbad]

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

[sodoomed]

SILENCE!! Your disgusting herd behaviour is INTERRUPTING MY MESSAGE!

[madandbad]

WHAT MESSAGE? YOU'VE BEEN HOLLERING THE SAME DAMN THING!

[My head. My head...]

[sodoomed]

[TWO CAN PLAY AT BEING LOUD.]

HAH! As if I would ever reveal my INGENIOUS PLAN to some filthy worm monkey! YOU FOOL!