11 ♦ panic

[madandbad]

[Forward-dated. After midnight.

Comments

[huffythedragon]

I don't know him, but my friend Applejack has vanished too. Maybe someone's being...dastardly or something and kidnapping people. I mean, there's a ton of vampires around, right?

[madandbad]

Ugh, I don't know. If one of those vampires did something...

[BRB breaking off a table leg to make a stake.]

[huffythedragon]

We should totally find them and kick their butts!

[madandbad]

No. Baby dragons stay in the castle. Behind a locked door. Preferably dead-bolted too. And electrified just in case.

[huffythedragon]

Awwww but Harley. I wanna help.

[madandbad]

Green, these are evil, blood-sucking, horrendous mutations. They won't be nice just because you're a kid and cute.

[huffythedragon]

I know, that's why I wnated to whoop their butts.

[madandbad]

Not until you're tall enough to reach my elbow. Sorry.

[huffythedragon]

[He stands on his little dragon tippy toes but...no. CURSE HIS STUNTED GROWTH]

Awwww maaaaan.

[madandbad]

You can handle the castle defenses instead. Make sure everyone here is safe and ready in case the problems in town get worse.

[huffythedragon]

[What's this? An important job for him to do? Hell yeaaah]

You bet! I'll make this place the safest place ever.

[madandbad]

[SUPER important job.]

Okay! We'll be trusting you, Lieutenant Spike!

[huffythedragon]

I won't let you down, I promise!

[madandbad]

[No response. She's off doing something really stupid.]

[huffythedragon]

[Damnit woman WHYYY]

[madandbad]

[BECAUSE SHE AIN'T HARLEY IF SHE DOESN'T DO SOMETHING A) STUPID, B) ILLEGAL, C) IMMORAL, OR D) ALL OF THE ABOVE ONCE A DAY]