╬ first bite

[historyrepeater]

[ Like his brother, Stefan can read. But unlike his brother he does not take any of this at face value. He is not happy. In fact, he sounds downright testy. ]

The name Paradisa is Greek in origin. It means garden or orchard. It’s fitting, ending up here. Oh, and Katherine, if this is your elaborate way of influencing my mind, you’re going to be

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[buryyoualive]

You have been yelling at strangers, but at least it was somewhat entertaining to watch.

[historyrepeater]

[ you can't see it, Lilah, but Stefan just whirled around in his room ]

Is this your doing?

[buryyoualive]

I wish. If I could have pulled off something like this I probably would have gotten an amazing raise. [Is she joking? It's probably a little hard to tell.]

dictated, by the way

[historyrepeater]

A raise for mass kidnapping. [ He's laughing on the inside. ] How long have you been here?

[yamanaka]

[some quiet splashing in the background]

Wow, that was a lot of TMI.

[historyrepeater]

[ and he whirls to the right. though, this voice sounds different. of course, he realizes, this is how everything works. he does relax...slightly. and he sits on the bed. ]

I apologized.

[yamanaka]

[LMAO. Yes, it's okay, Stefan, the voices are normal ;D]

Yeah, I know. I still kinda feel sorry for this Katherine girl, though.

[historyrepeater]

[ He knows! A woman said she was watching him. He's PARANOID, GET OFF HIS CASE!...And then a hand to the back of the head. ]

That Katherine girl is a...a very angry ex-girlfriend. I was speaking figuratively.

[miseternity]

Are you done embarrassing yourself yet?

[historyrepeater]

Damon? [ Damon's here, too? Look, he read everything but...it was too implausible. He sighs. ] You were taken too. Is Elena here? [ One track mind, this one. ]

[miseternity]

Unfortunately, it's just you and me. Oh, and Caroline, but she hardly counts. [ A beat. And Rose. But he doesn't know when Stefan's from, so he shoots for a filter. ]

( stefan salvatore )

Except for one teensy little issue.

[historyrepeater]

( damon salvatore )

And that would be? I passed around the psycho ex-girlfriend explanation. People seem to understand. What's one more lie to remember?

[dictated]

[too_fairytale]

Katherine, huh?

[dictated]

[historyrepeater]

She's - it doesn't matter. [ Great, Stefan. Publicly threatening. Good move. ] Psychotic ex-girlfriend. We were going to entomb her metaphorically. [ Seriously. Except, not. ]

[too_fairytale]

[yeah, Amy sort of doubts that was meant metaphorically]

Does she happen to have a current boyfriend who is also a massive wanker?

[historyrepeater]

She happens to be in love with me.

[luthored]

[ clearing her throat, transcribed through the journal. she's sort of getting secondhand embarrassment for this guy here, yelling such private...things out loud ]

Yes, everyone here aka complete strangers can read your little declaration there.

[historyrepeater]

[ Another sigh as he rubs his eyes. ]

Is there consolation in the form of other more embarrassing entries?

[luthored]

I got caught singing and dancing in the middle of the street in my pajamas two months ago. Damon made sure I was very aware of how embarrassing it was. Does that help?

[historyrepeater]

You know Damon...And you know who I am. I feel at a disadvantage.