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[marionttepurple]

[Don't mind the metal clunking in the background as this is dictated, really. As much as he hates really really dislikes asking for help from adults, this is probably one of the only things that he'll admit he needs help from them in. Especially from them.]

I know that a lot of people are preoccupied right now, but to those of you who have children

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written;

[loveablecoward]

[Among swirls of crayons.]

My baby likes pancakes. Her mother eats fruits.

written

[marionttepurple]

Pancakes...

[just...wondering if that's healthy.]

What kind of child do you have?

written;

[loveablecoward]

She's a flying puppy pony I don't really know puppy/pony.

written;

[marionttepurple]

A puppy/pony? How is that even possible?

[......................wat.]

written;

[loveablecoward]

[Um...she's adorable?]

Yes. I'm a dog and her mom's a pony.

written;

[marionttepurple]

I see.

[so uh this is incredibly awkward for him to think about how it's even possible without the castle, but when he does...ewwwwww]

Are you sure that's healthy for her?

[Because he's...pretty sure that certain foods do not mix with certain biological systems. Or something along those lines.]

written;

[loveablecoward]

[What? A dog and a pony can't have a baby via in castle fertilization?]

She likes it.

[And it's not bothered her yet and she seems to have her dad's liking for human food. Only reason she has no meat in her diet is her mother might suffer a stroke.]

written;

[marionttepurple]

I guess I can't really argue with that. This entire week is about catering to them, after all.