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4 blueprints - dictated - Backdated to 5/22

May 25, 2011 21:50

[Ted had actually begun to sleep more or less soundly, despite everything that he'd gone through. The first month was always the toughest, really. Journal lying open innocently on a nearby desk, Ted gives a small, sleepy yawn as he sits up. He starts when his foot brushes against something that feels like someone else's skin ( Read more... )

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need_to_rule_it May 26 2011, 22:52:55 UTC

[have some suspiciously Barney-brand snickering over the journal. He knows that horrified sound anywhere. Congratulations, new parent]

after things calm down sort of btw teds_up May 26 2011, 23:58:08 UTC

What is going on? Why do I have kids? --half-troll, half-human kids?!

poor ted <3 need_to_rule_it May 27 2011, 00:24:31 UTC

Half-troll??

Man. That's rough.

teds_up May 27 2011, 02:13:47 UTC

No, seriously, why are there kids in my room, why is there a troll girl in my room, and why do the kids look suspiciously like a mix of her and me?!

need_to_rule_it May 27 2011, 02:42:14 UTC

...I'm pretty sure you're really close to answering your own question.

teds_up May 27 2011, 13:52:15 UTC

Are you suggesting-- [He lowers his voice to an urgent, panicked whisper.] Are you suggesting I slept with her?! She's like-- twelve, Barney!

need_to_rule_it May 28 2011, 01:18:20 UTC

No! [ugh.] I am suggesting that it is for the same reason that anything happens around here-- because the castle thought it would be funny. You get to have troll-kids for a week. Surprise!

Oh, and I'm n-- [annnnd interrupted by a toddler shriek in the background! His voice turns away from the journal for a sec] --Hey! I said not to touch that...

teds_up May 28 2011, 01:25:38 UTC

The-- the castle gave me kids?

Troll kids?!

need_to_rule_it May 28 2011, 01:29:01 UTC

[give him a moment, he's toddler wrangling. at least you're not the only one, Ted]

--That seems to be what two and two are adding up to, doesn't it?

teds_up June 4 2011, 00:24:05 UTC

Why?

need_to_rule_it June 8 2011, 16:39:54 UTC

As I said, it thinks that this is hilarious.

unironically May 27 2011, 06:59:41 UTC

They Are Young Enough To Be Easily Tractable

need_to_rule_it May 28 2011, 01:20:20 UTC

[this must be... mom?]

...Tractable for a troll, or tractable for a human?

[he can only guess trolls are more of a pain that humans, but who knows]

unironically May 30 2011, 02:23:31 UTC

It Seems That They Are
Hybrids
Somehow
The Troll Reproductive Cycle Doesnt Work Like This So Frankly I Cannot Even Begin To Guess

So Perhaps Their Mean Tractibility Falls Somewhere Between That Of Each Race

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