three stolen crowns

[frying_panned]

[Yup, there's some ego-maniac in his room admiring himself in the mirror. He's unaware of the open journal, though. Enjoy listening to him talk to himself, you poor souls]

It's official. I am a gift from above. I think it's time to try out the old smolder.

[Aaaand, when he does, he makes a sound that a choking person would make. It's no longer

Comments

[knifestorm]

You are unable to set things on fire?

[frying_panned]

Gah - no. Wrong smolder.

[knifestorm]

I do not understand.

[frying_panned]

The smolder men use to sedate the ladies~

[knifestorm]

... [what]

Excuse me?

[frying_panned]

The smolder is a gift that some men have. It lets us woo you girls.

[knifestorm]

Must be a rare gift. I've never witnessed it.

[or was too obtuse to notice, take your pick]

[frying_panned]

Oh, it was.