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withoutcrown in paradisa

011 - Dictated

May 10, 2011 10:43

So, funny story ( Read more... )

travis touchdown

Comments 45

art_of_bones May 10 2011, 17:46:47 UTC

A bacon toaster?

withoutcrown May 10 2011, 17:47:56 UTC

No no, you're doing it wrong. You gotta say it proudly.

A bacon toaster!

art_of_bones May 10 2011, 17:48:42 UTC

That sounds... fire hazardous.

withoutcrown May 10 2011, 17:51:33 UTC

That sounds delicious and convenient!

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nuntoomanly May 10 2011, 19:33:54 UTC

Bacon... toaster...?

[But more importantly-!]

Ah-- w-will your hands be alright?

withoutcrown May 12 2011, 08:29:08 UTC

...Define alright.

nuntoomanly May 13 2011, 18:25:36 UTC

Um... you're going to be able to use them still, right?

1/2 withoutcrown May 14 2011, 16:49:28 UTC

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foolreversed May 10 2011, 21:37:07 UTC

...

...Wouldn't it have cooked just fine if you put it in the microwave in the first place instead of the toaster?

withoutcrown May 12 2011, 08:29:32 UTC

You know what that's called?

Being a pussy.

1/2 foolreversed May 14 2011, 22:59:09 UTC

[ . . . ]

foolreversed May 14 2011, 23:02:30 UTC

I'm sure your hands would have appreciated it though, haha.

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hulloeverything May 12 2011, 01:25:09 UTC

[laughs] That sounds like quite an experience.

withoutcrown May 12 2011, 08:30:29 UTC

Totally was. A very fiery one. In fact...you could honestly say that the experience has sparked...

[You can't see it, but he totally just put on some shades right now]

The fires of inspiration inside of me.

hulloeverything May 13 2011, 02:02:44 UTC

[laughs again. Oh, that was so very familiar. Oh the puns] Is that so? I'd love to see what you come up with next.

withoutcrown May 14 2011, 16:47:33 UTC

Fantastic, I've got this awesome idea of a portable barbecue! I just need some funding. And a fully functioning flamethrower.

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invisphilospher May 12 2011, 01:29:26 UTC

Did it ever occur to you to put out the fire?

withoutcrown May 12 2011, 08:31:27 UTC

And ruin the bacon!? Are you fucking nuts man, that's out and out sacrilege right there!

invisphilospher May 13 2011, 07:05:11 UTC

You do have a point, there. What was I thinking?

withoutcrown May 14 2011, 16:46:24 UTC

Clearly something crazy. And bacon-hating. You bastard.

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