022--dictated;

[breakmychest]

Comments

Spike who likes to sleep with all the women in my life and has really bad hair.

[mr_stealthypnts]

I could have fun with this.

Xander who can't appreciate a woman while he has her and has bad everything.

[breakmychest]

If you're sure you can take it.

Spike who women need to be drunk or crazy to sleep with and should shut up.

[mr_stealthypnts]

I'm not scared of you.

Xander who has never slept with Buffy, and in fact, just called her crazy.

[breakmychest]

Nor I of you. [A beat.] Well, obviously.

Spike who doesn't understand that Buffy knows it's said with love.

[mr_stealthypnts]

Hey, I can be very scary is I want to be!

Xander who Spike would like to see say that to Buffy to her face, within punching distance.

[breakmychest]

To the average kitten, maybe.

Spike who should shut his stupid mouth.

[mr_stealthypnts]

I would never scare a kitten! Kittens are cute and adorable and fluffy.

Xander who's an idiot.

[breakmychest]

Not helping your case.

Spike who's a bigger idiot. And ugly.

[mr_stealthypnts]

Yeah well.....who asked you!?

Xander who should look in a mirror before he starts throwing stones.

[breakmychest]

I'm guessing the the answer's you, but this conversation's become too idiotic for me to follow.

Spike who...can't look in a mirror.

[mr_stealthypnts]

Then why are you still here?

Xander who just stated the obvious.

[breakmychest]

No idea.

Spike who knows big words.

[mr_stealthypnts]

Then why are you still talking to me?

Xander who doesn't.

[breakmychest]

Good question. I think I'll stop.

Spike who isn't worth another insult.

[mr_stealthypnts]

Good.