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[whichswan]

We'll be parents?

[clarklike]

Some of us, maybe. The castle has paired people up and given them a child to take care of for the past three years. Not everyone gets one, but it's a week of little kids everywhere in the castle.

[whichswan]

I'm no good with children.

[clarklike]

Maybe the castle will skip you.

[save_the_souls]

[a slight pause before he might as well take the roll call]

I still remember.

[clarklike]

You were here all three years, right?

[save_the_souls]

Yes, that's right.

[clarklike]

Do you get the same kid back every year?

:)

[impermissible]

[Dictated lazily into the journal;] I'm starting to think my relationship with the castle is moving way too fast.

LMAO /obligatory disapproving faces

[clarklike]

[Better that than your relationship with my little cousin.]

Not ready to be a father?

FINALLY gosh darn it

[impermissible]

[So many facetious statements could have been said, let me tell you, but Zeke sure does love and cherish his spine!]

It's not something I ever saw myself doing, so.

[clarklike]

I don't think I've ever met a teenage boy who thought much about having kids.

[averybusyman]

Lois is expecting?

[clarklike]

No, Lex, she isn't. I'm also not sure how you came to that conclusion when the group becoming parents is "most of us."

[averybusyman]

You mean to say that the castle will be giving birth to your child.

[clarklike]

Actually, they just appear one morning.

[gottaknockhard]

[...Ugh. It's like the castle knows everything he hates the most.]

Just enough to keep the rumors going.

[clarklike]

[Mildly amused.]

Well, good luck if you have your firsthand experience this year.

[gottaknockhard]

Say that to the kid. [Who he would immediately dump on Jet and never look back.]

How long does that one last?

[clarklike]

I'm sure there are some kind souls here who would give you pointers.

About a week.