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[foodchains]

[So its your typical day in Paradisa, right? Sun is shining, no birds are singing, castle wonderfuck is fucking with someone as per usual. Nothing out of the ordinary

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[spooktalk]

[considering he keeps his journal tucked inside his clothing, there is a very unpleasant feeling going on at the moment.

time to dig it out, open it and just... stare at the soaking wet pages, as well as his own ruined outfit.]

...thank you very much.

[foodchains]

What the hell is going on here?

[When suddenly: dread] Did that girl use that technique on me?! I'll kill her!

[spooktalk]

[gonna shake this journal off to dry it off feasibly, voice obviously tired-sounding and kind of irritated]

Threats will get you nowhere, especially if the person you are threatening might not even be here. I need a new shirt.

[foodchains]

--a talking book? You've gotta be kidding me.

[spooktalk]

I'm sure there are more bizarre things that you've yet to find out about.

[foodchains]

I'm getting backtalked by a book.

[spooktalk]

This would be a good moment for a joke but it would be rather terrible. I haven't the spine for it.

[.......................yeah that was really bad]

I'm not actually a talking book though.

[foodchains]

[ASDJKAHD GOOD JOB, YOU STUNNED HER INTO SILENCE]

UGH! That was horrible. [Gagging noise.]

[spooktalk]

[well great now he doesn't really want to stop]

There there, I learned my lesson. I'll refrain from the jokes. I wouldn't want to make you get so fed up that you book it.

[foodchains]

I'm trapped here with nutters like this?? Ugh.

[spooktalk]

[soft laughter fufufu :3c]

Unfortunately yes. There's no known way to return you to your original world either.

[foodchains]

Any more good news?

[spooktalk]

I burnt the banana muffins that I tried to make an hour ago.

[foodchains]

Oh? What'd you do with 'em? [Folding arms expectantly...]

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[spooktalk]

...

[spooktalk]

I threw them away, obviously.