Case File 17

Apr 01, 2011 02:02

[Naoto's returning to the castle from a brief trip to town, walking across the lobby and currently oblivious to the whole musical nonsense going on in the journals. Though for some reason, she finds herself setting her journal down on the floor and drawing her gun, pointing it at nothing. And, the inevitable happens, and she doesn't understand it. Music begins to play, and she starts to sing.]

No use saying that it's alright, it's alright
Where were you after midnight, midnight?
Heard a bang, bang, bang, and down they go
It's just a job you do
'Cause the harder they run, the harder they fall
I'm coming down hard on you. ♪

[She twirls her gun on her finger and holds it by her head.]

No one saw what you looked like, what you looked like
Like a stranger you came out of the night, out of the night
'Cause someone put the word on you, I hope my aim is true! ♪

I got a name, I got a number, I gotta line on you
I got a name, and I got a number, I'm coming after you! ♪

[She gives a twirl, swaying her hips with the music.]

Now, don't keep saying that it's alright, it's alright
It seems you went just a little too far this time
Heard a bang, bang, bang, and down you go
It's just a job I do
'Cause the harder you run and the harder you fall
I'm coming down hard on you, hard on you
I hope my aim is true. ♪

I got a name, I got a number, I got a line on you
I got a name, and I got a number, and I'm coming after you! ♪

[She spins again, beginning to twirl her gun repeatedly.]

Keep running, keep running
City to city, even if you're innocent
You can cause too much embarrassment
And now your heart is aching
And you know there's no mistaking ♪
'Cause you feel your life line breaking (keep running, keep running)
Can feel your hands are shaking (keep running, keep running)
No one answers the telephone
You can never, never, never go home alone
And now your heart is aching
And you know there's no mistaking
The footsteps close behind ♪

[The gun twirling stops and she aims it at the air again]

Now, don't pretend that you sleep at night, well, sleep tight
And can't you feel that the time is right? it's alright
With a bang, bang, bang, down you go
No one really cares
'Cause the harder you run, and the harder you fall
I'm coming down hard on you
(Hard on you)
I hope my aim is true! ♪

[She lowers the gun and raises it by her head again, placing her other hand on her hip.]

I got a name, and I got a number, I got a line on you
I got a name, I got a number, I'm coming after you
I got a name, and I got a number, I got a line on you
I got a name, and I got a number, I got a job to do. ♪

[She keeps that pose until the music stops... then the realization kicks in. She suddenly covers her mouth with her hand, eyes wide.]

Wh...What!?

[She is embaressed, flustered, and about to run her ass to the eleventh floor at the speed of light. NO ONE SAW THAT, RIGHT? (Prove her wrong, you know you want to.)]

naoto shirogane, !april fools

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