☢FORTY-SIX

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[ Julian is currently chilling on the lobby couch, sprawled out across it. he's obviously waiting and he looks rather bored.

however, Laura walks in a few minutes later and he perks. and there's a moment's pause as if he's... registering something. ]

Laura!

[Laura stops, looking at him with a bewildered expression. That was a very... Bright

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LMFAO WHY DID I POST THIS THEN

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[ he's blinking rather hard. staring. and then getting up off the couch and moving towards Laura. and he's uh -- why is he singing.

why is he singing. ]

I got chills.
They're multiplyin'.
And I'm losin' control.
'Cause the power
you're supplyin',
it's electrifyin'! ♪

OH JESUS

[fightfurther]

[Laura backs away instinctively at first, because holy shit what is going on. But then, whatever took hold of her a few seconds ago forces her to... Oh god, she's singing, too.]

You better shape up,
'cause I need a man
and my heart is set on you.
You better shape up;
you better understand
to my heart I must be true.

AAAAAAAAAAAA

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[ WHY CAN'T HE STOP.

AUGH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.

and dancing there is. hip swaying and hand running through hair and oh my god what is he some sort of greaser ]

Nothin' left, nothin' left for me to dooooo~

This is the cruelest thing I have ever done

[fightfurther]

[Well apparently Laura is a tease now, because she smirks at him coquettishly and starts backing away.]

You're the one that I want.
Oh, oh oh honey.
The one that I want
Oh, oh oh honey.

[And, still backing away, she beckons him to follow with her finger.

Internally, Laura is freaking out.]

THIS IS UP THERE FOR ME AAAAAAAA

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[ WELL HE IS JUST SINGING THAT ALONG WITH HER. and following after her like some desperate puppy cause admittedly, this is kind of hot. ]

The one that I want oh oh oh
The one I need,
Oh yes indeed~

Laura's losing about a zillion scary points omg

[fightfurther]

[She smiles again as he follows, stopping at the base of the stairs.]

If you're filled
with affection
you're too shy to convey,
meditate in my direction.
Feel your way.

[And... Oh god, Laura is running a hand down her thigh and swaying her hips.

She is just going to jump off one of the turrets when this is over, man.]

JULES' MANLINESS POINTS ARE OUT THE WINDOW

[unhands]

[ HE'S JUST... APPROACHING HER.... and pressing up all close to her like he's gonna well. you know how he do

and then whirls away and lets out a shout

WHY DID HE DO THAT. WHY. ]

I better shape up,
'cause you need a maaaaaaaaan!

HE NEVER HAD ANY IT'S FINE

[fightfurther]

[Well, that isn't so out of the ordinary.

But Laura steps forward again, and now it's her turn to press herself against him.

Which is much stranger.]

I need a man who can keep me satisfied!

[And now she's prancing away. Laura has never pranced in her life.]

LMFAO SHUT UP

[unhands]

[ WELL HE'S FOLLOWING AFTER HER.

DOING ... WHATEVER THAT IS. BEING SEXY I GUESS. ]

I better shape up
if I'm gonna prove!

NEVER EVER

[fightfurther]

You'd better prove that my faith is justified.

[And she's... Laura isn't sure what she's doing. Wiggling against him.]

FINE SING MORE

[unhands]

Are you sure?

[ SINGS AT HER

IDK ]

SO FORCEFUL

[fightfurther]

Yes, I'm sure deep down inside.

You're the one that I want.
Oh, oh oh honey.
The one that I want
Oh, oh oh honey.

[And she is... Uh. Jumping on him. PLEASE CATCH HER JULIAN.]

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT

[unhands]

[ BY THE WAY THERE ARE NOW

RANDOM ARMS WAVING THROUGH THE WINDOWS AJFASDKLFASFJASKLFA

uhh CATCHES AND GRABS AND HOLDS AND HIP... SWAYS AT ]

The one that I want oh oh oh
The one I need,
Oh yes indeed~

You're the one that I want.
Oh, oh oh honey.
The one that I want
Oh, oh oh honey.

B|

[fightfurther]

[She loops her arms around her neck, singing along.]

The one that I want oh oh oh
The one I need,
Oh yes indeed.

You're the one that I want.
Oh, oh oh honey.
The one that I want
Oh, oh oh honey.

[What is her life.]

jdfaskfjasdklsakl

[unhands]

[ AND OKAY HE'S JUST GONNA HOLD HER UP AGAINST HIM hands looped under her legs... which are i guess... crossed around his waist and just... carry her around and sing at

TOTALLY JUST GRINDING UP ON HER

YEP ]

You're the one that I want.
Oh, oh oh honey.
The one that I want
Oh, oh oh honey.
he one that I want oh oh oh
The one I need,
Oh yes indeed.

WELL THAT WAS EDUCATIONAL

[fightfurther]

[As soon as they're done singing that last bit and the music stops, Laura blinks, the smile fading from her face.

What the hell just happened.

Her face is bright red, but she's so horrified all she can do is stare at him.]