[He's a timetraveling fishstick, it'll all make sense in 100 chapters.]
jegus wwhere are all a you comin from that you dont knoww wwhat a bare bold title like that signifies i mean if you wwere human i could cut you some line on account a bein naturalborn retarded but there cant only be humans here theres no wway right anyhoww thats my title on account a bein meant to savve my race and other suchlike glorious things in my destiny
[OH GOOD at least somebody understands something. That's... something!]
do you not knoww wwhat the wword means i cant believve youre really that backwwards so im givvin you the benefit my race is trolls but you havvent heard of it ill cut you some line there after all wwere the only ones remainin
look i may be the fuckin prince a hope but im far from lowwerin myself to servvin ambassador to wwhatevver nosy meddlin vvoices this castles seein fit to cast my wway anywway ivve already clarified if youvve got a burnin need to knoww somethin about the great trollian race then howw about start out askin proper and right questions like i said im not about to out and prep you a fuckin exposition
see here i thought you wwere wwillin and ready to speak in proper made sentences ugh alternias our planet anyhoww wwas its a long fuckin story im only tellin if you ask for it
wwerent you listenin at all they didnt END our game they WWERE the end a the game the point a sgrub is nothin less spectacular than the birth and death of univverses according to the preferences from the players thats howw the human univverse came about the result of a journey epic such as none youvve evver seen or wwill see evver again wwhere i wwas a key travveler but the neww univverse wwas meant for US gettin doomed wwas fuckin bee ess thats not howw the game goes i dont care wwhat the fuckin prophecies say
thats not wwhat ugh wwhatevver wwell wwhy do you THINK its cause wwe created a race a fuckin incompetents in fact they wwere so wwantin for competence THEIR doom jumped ship right on ovver to US thats wwhat i meant if you could followw the thread of a proper wwovven tale
An anomaly that caused a massive conceptual programming error which caused both games to catastrophically malfunction. A data transfer of this error through the spacetime continuum would have likely had to occur from their game, in the future, to yours, in the past, in order for both universes to be affected.
[... Okay, he's a tiny bit impressed. But mostly a bit irritated because he doesn't have much of an idea what half of that meant.]
wwell yeah i suppose that wwould be the nuts and bolts of it in totally unwwarranted fancy schmancyin geekspeak the point is they released a impossible boss into our session that wwe nevver wwere meant to fight still arent i mean wwe havve all the hacks an cheats and wwe still couldnt hold a candle to him howw is that evven a fuckin thing i ask you
... fishstick?
Alright, she's going to focus on the thing that sticks out the most.]
.... 'Prince of Hope'?
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jegus wwhere are all a you comin from that you dont knoww wwhat a bare bold title like that signifies
i mean if you wwere human i could cut you some line on account a bein naturalborn retarded but there cant only be humans here theres no wway right
anyhoww thats my title on account a bein meant to savve my race and other suchlike glorious things in my destiny
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'Race'?
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do you not knoww wwhat the wword means i cant believve youre really that backwwards so im givvin you the benefit
my race is trolls but you havvent heard of it ill cut you some line there after all wwere the only ones remainin
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anywway ivve already clarified if youvve got a burnin need to knoww somethin about the great trollian race then howw about start out askin proper and right questions like i said im not about to out and prep you a fuckin exposition
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Planet?
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ugh
alternias our planet anyhoww
wwas
its a long fuckin story im only tellin if you ask for it
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Then I am asking.
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[LIES he would tell you tall tales stories all day if you'd let him but that's neither here nor there.]
theres twwelvve of us trolls settin out to play a game to savve our race right ( ... )
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How did the universe you created end your game?
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thats howw the human univverse came about the result of a journey epic such as none youvve evver seen or wwill see evver again wwhere i wwas a key travveler
but the neww univverse wwas meant for US gettin doomed wwas fuckin bee ess thats not howw the game goes i dont care wwhat the fuckin prophecies say
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[Okay, Yuki's heard and seen a lot of strange things in her life, but this is a little strange even by her standards.]
Why was the new universe doomed?
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thats not wwhat
ugh wwhatevver wwell wwhy do you THINK
its cause wwe created a race a fuckin incompetents
in fact they wwere so wwantin for competence THEIR doom jumped ship right on ovver to US thats wwhat i meant if you could followw the thread of a proper wwovven tale
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wwell yeah i suppose that wwould be the nuts and bolts of it in totally unwwarranted fancy schmancyin geekspeak
the point is they released a impossible boss into our session that wwe nevver wwere meant to fight
still arent i mean wwe havve all the hacks an cheats and wwe still couldnt hold a candle to him howw is that evven a fuckin thing i ask you
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