[the following is dictated in the most OVERDONE IRISH ACCENT ever known to man. and yet somehow it's done really well, nonetheless]
Faith n' begorrah, it be th' blessed day o' th' lucky Irish! If'n any o' ya be in th' mood t' get your spirits in line wi' th' day, be a headin' on down to th' WildKat, where we'll fix ya oop wi' a nice Irish Cream latte! Firs' one's free!
[and Barney will be down at the 'Kat in his
green St. Patty's Day suit.
there is also a cauldron by the door with a sign in rainbow colors: Pot O Gold - Proceeds Go To The Paradisa Townsfolk Fund.
if anyone asks, it wasn't his idea.]