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peroxicide in paradisa

(004) CG: enjoy the finest human cinema.

Mar 15, 2011 16:06

[ So the movie theatre isn't there tonight! Fuck his life, but that's alright; after talking with Karen he - very grudgingly - acknowledged the fact that he might need to take a night off to cool down before plotting the next gutpunch against Castle Fuckstain ( Read more... )

karkat vantas

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peroxicide March 15 2011, 06:11:12 UTC

[ Shut your human face, Egbert! This is high-quality cinema right here!

You just don't have the movie-watching skills to appreciate the nuances of Human Tom Hanks' performance here. ]

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peroxicide March 15 2011, 06:19:23 UTC

ALRIGHT, FIRST? FUCK YOU AND YOUR OPINIONS
MY MOVIE TASTE IS FUCKING IMPECCABLE, IT'S YOU WHO WATCHES THE SHITTIEST SHIT
YOUR MOVIES ARE LIKE IF THE MOTHER GRUB SQUIRTED HER VISCOUS FLUIDS ONTO OTHER SHIT OF THE THINGS THAT LIVE IN HER SHADOW
THEN THOSE THINGS DIED AND OTHER, SHITTIER THINGS TOOK A SHIT ON THEM
THAT'S YOUR HUMAN NICHOLAS CAGE'S MOVIE WORKS TO ME

SECONDLY, I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU EMOTE AND CONNECT THIS WELL WITH ANOTHER ACTOR WHEN YOU'RE BOTH JUST ON COMPUTERS AND NOT EVEN IN THE SAME FUCKING ROOM
THAT TAKES A HELL OF A LOT MORE TALENT THAN JUST NOT WASHING, NOOKSTAIN!

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LMFALKJdlksjlksfj rocketchair March 15 2011, 06:10:49 UTC

uHH,
wHO, iS THAT,

HI KAYLA <: peroxicide March 15 2011, 06:12:00 UTC

SOME HUMAN MOVIE STAR
SHE'S TURNING IN A FUCKING FANTASTIC PERFORMANCE HERE
ALL THE NUANCE AND DRY DELIVERY
IT'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
YOU REALLY BELIEVE IT

HELLO .......... rocketchair March 15 2011, 06:13:41 UTC

oH, oKAY,
wHAT MOVIE, iS SHE IN,
oR, AT LEAST, wHICH ONE,
iS THE ONE YOU, aRE WATCHING,

peroxicide March 15 2011, 06:15:56 UTC

INSOMNIAC IN INDIANAPOLIS
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE SHE'S IN YET
THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING
IF I HAD AMBD ON THIS SHITTY EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET, I'D JUST CHECK THERE

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advocacies March 15 2011, 06:12:24 UTC

[ she was going to walk past the game room, ignoring whatever sounds she heard from inside because she didn't want to disturb whoever was there but the moment she hears a familiar potty mouth, she sticks her head through the doorway. ]

Huh, you're actually watching a movie?

peroxicide March 15 2011, 06:13:47 UTC

[ And that sure is some of Tom Hanks' ugly mug up on the screen there. Karkat turns in his seat, about to scowl but- oh. It's the one that's actually moderately decent. ]

What does it look like? Of course I am.

advocacies March 15 2011, 06:48:25 UTC

[ HDU TOM HANKS IS A BAMF.

but she's staring at the screen now. ]

Are you watching a chick flick?

peroxicide March 15 2011, 06:50:27 UTC

Watch your fucking mouth. I'm watching a masterpiece of the romantic comedy genre.

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furriendly March 15 2011, 06:12:40 UTC

[Karkat. Don't look behind you.

Actually, maybe you should because there's a kitty troll peering over the back of the couch.]

What is this movie called?

peroxicide March 15 2011, 06:14:57 UTC

[ JEGUS!! Karkat jumps a little, turning quickly. ]

Fuck! Don't sneak up on me like that!

It's 'Insomniac in Indianapolis'.

furriendly March 15 2011, 06:17:24 UTC

[She grins proudly at that. Heh. She loves it when her prey jumps like that.

And then rather sheepishly, she looks down at the very much empty space beside him on the couch. And then back at him.]

Can I watch it with you?

peroxicide March 15 2011, 06:20:26 UTC

What? Yeah, sure, I don't give a shit.

[ Sounding carefully uncaring there. Don't want the poor troll to get the wrong idea.

He shifts over, moving the bowl of popcorn to sit between them. ]

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thiefoflight March 15 2011, 06:22:05 UTC

I have to stop you there, Karkat.
Meg Ryan has nothing on Nicolas Cage.
The only reason she is halfway decent is 8ecause his awesome radi8ted onto her during City of Angels!
You should watch that movie, Karkat. I am sure you'll LOVE the ending.

peroxicide March 15 2011, 06:23:30 UTC

NICHOLAS CAGE IS A TUMOUR ON THE ASS OF THIS HUMAN MOVIE INDUSTRY
I HATE THE FUCKER AND ALL I'VE HEARD IS YOU AND EGBERT SOAKING YOUR COLLECTIVE UNDERGARBS ABOUT HIM
NOT THAT I'VE SEEN CITY OF ANGELS
WHAT'S IT ABOUT?

thiefoflight March 15 2011, 06:41:44 UTC

[What if she doesn't WEAR-- nevermind.]

That's 8ecause John has gr8 taste, unlike some people I know!
8ut whatever, enjoy your silly long-distance rel8tionships or whatever that movie was a8out.
Now, City of Angels. That's a good one. Pretty much, your 8ulgemaker is a doctor who has an ANGEL go red for her.
She goes red for him too, but he's all god-tiered out and I guess that can't really happen for angels on Earth?
So, he takes an EPIC LEAP OF FAITH and you get to see the wonderful matespritship ensue.
They were so dedic8ted to each other, you have no idea.
And you get to see what Earth god-tiers are like, what with their mind powers and all!
Fucking fantastic!

peroxicide March 15 2011, 06:47:14 UTC

...ALRIGHT, I'LL CONCEDE THAT SOUNDS REALLY GOOD
I HAVEN'T SEEN MUCH ELSE DEAL WITH THE GOD TIERS IN THIS GENRE
WHY THE HELL IS AN ANGEL GOING RED FOR HER, ANYWAY?
NOT THAT WE HAD MUCH EXPOSURE TO THEM
FUCKING ERIDAN AND HIS STUPID FUCKING HARPOON
I'LL TAKE A LOOK AT IT NEXT

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