Mar 11, 2011 21:14
[The sound of page flipping can be heard over the journal, before being followed by a bored sigh]
You lot are quiet lately. No wonder so many people have been dozing off, aside from the fact finding and trauma of last week, you've all been as entertaining as dead fish.
Now, I'm not stupid enough to say the B word out loud, because that's just asking for trouble from the castle, and I find it far more entertaining to laugh at other people's misfortunes than I do my own. So, let's liven things up a little on our own, shall we?
[A long pause]
Oh, by the way, I’m not going to tell you how I’m going to liven things up. I’m not even going to tell you who I’m going to liven things up with. Just know that at some point during this weekend, to someone, I will make things very interesting.
Enjoy your paranoia.
a.j.crowley