⊕ .012 caliber
[is in the kitchen, eating Lucky Charms - forgive any milk on the pages, she's trying to be neat]
You know what? Next time I get kidnapped by a freak in this place I better get some sob story about a missing puppy that they want to find.
Or candy. [crunch]
Who kidnaps kids without offering them candy?? It's abduction one-oh-one.
He didn't even have a VAN.
[crunch-crunch] Just those ridiculous limbs.
[clink of the spoon] If anyone dresses up as a spider or an octopus for Halloween this year? I'm punching you in the nuts.
[ooc: I am going to backtag those other posts like a BOSS today.]