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[batcharm]

A photo's been taken of Slenderman before it took another child.

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[hardonic]

.......... well damn

[batcharm]

That's one way to put it.

[hardonic]

well this is awesome and im sure we can get a hipster parade around it discussing composition and shit but right now im wondering if theres any way you guys can capture this fucker besides on camera

[batcharm]

We're working on it.

[hardonic]

cool
cause it definitely looks like its helping

[batcharm]

Instead of judging, you should be grateful that we're trying our best.

[hardonic]

not judging nothing
just sayin
we have no idea what the fucks going on
and as far as we kids know you guys are putting up clues about this shit
and then
nothing
its a huge fucking assload off our minds trust me

[batcharm]

A lot of the adults are worried that telling the kids what's happening will just stress them out more.

But if you want to know what's going on, you can ask.

[hardonic]

ok
so
look this is me asking
watch this

[This person]

bam holy shit its a filter hows that
so what do you guys have a plan or something

this boy

[batcharm]

No, but we have a general idea of how we might be able to see him.

Children and perhaps psychics can see him, and he can only be caught on camera.

this person;

[hardonic]

ok so
does that mean we can like
i dunno
find places where he doesnt creep like a dubstep beat
cause i know that would really help right now

this boy;

[batcharm]

It might be possible.

Where?

this person;

[hardonic]

dunno
we could try to see if this TARDIS place is still kosher
because i know you guys wont get it but im starting to see shit
and i dont know if its the castle fucking with me or if its my head starting to be like yeah hi were fucked lets make this worse
but yeah
paranoia up in this bitch
its great
just like
go places that are supposed to be like safe like the ballroom and stuff
see if you pick up anything there

this boy;

[batcharm]

Wait, see things? Like what, exactly?

I'll see if I can assemble a team with cameras that can scope out the safe zones. Problem is is that I don't think he'll come out without a child around.

this person;

[hardonic]

well theres me john and jade in here and its not like were going anywhere or doing anything so go ahead and record us
and i dunno whos in the ballroom so i cant help you there

and seeing things like
shit sometimes im just like zoning out and like suddenly there like
black branches
but theyre moving like tentacles like theyre feeling for me
but when i look theres nothing there

shit ok thats creepy and rose would fucking kill to hear this so yeah thats what ive been hallucinating for like the past day its like the best fucking thing ever

this person;

[batcharm]

Thanks. The Doctor should already have cameras in the TARDIS already, but I'll ask to be sure.

[ pauses ]

Do you know if John and Jade are seeing the same?