λάμδα | Still standing [dictated]
Due to the recent destruction on floor nine, I have been temporarily forced to relocate. I will be occupying room 515 until more permanent lodgings in town can be arranged. In case anyone was concerned, I am relatively unhurt, just a little singed around the edges. It's having to replace everything again which galls me the most, even if all it takes is just another round of wishing.
It would appear that the Castle seems to be determined to make my stay here as 'eventful' as possible.
It would appear that the Castle seems to be determined to make my stay here as 'eventful' as possible.