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[ontheclockpro]

[his fingers drum a bit on the journal before he finally decides to ask something that's been bugging him the past few weeks]

Hey, anyone got any idea why I keep getting called Mr. Lehane by a few of the townspeople?

At first I thought it was just a mistake, but there's been a few of them now...

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[encryptedlock]

[This gets a snicker.]

There's a Ms. Lehane here who should probably be the one to answer that.

[ontheclockpro]

...Huh?

[encryptedlock]

Not that I want to step on any toes or anything, but you know how some people just got married or whatever on Valentine's Day? Not a unique occurrence.

[ontheclockpro]

What?

Oh c'mon! Surely someone would've mentioned that if that happened!

[encryptedlock]

Well, I don't think she'll avoid the subject now.

But, like I said, don't want to step on any toes. Not my story to tell.

[ontheclockpro]

...Pretty sure you already did step on some, but all right.

[encryptedlock]

Wouldn't be the first time.

[ontheclockpro]

Right...

So who are you?

[encryptedlock]

Name's York. I do the floor map.

[As good a reason as any to remember a name.]

[ontheclockpro]

...I had no idea there was a floor map.

[encryptedlock]

If you got a computer, you can check it out on the CastleNet. I update it every couple days.

[ontheclockpro]

Wait, you saying this place's got the Net?

[encryptedlock]

It's pretty small, 'cause barely anyone ever makes any content. But yeah, it does. Got the floor map, couple of webpages for businesses, some evil Flash games....

[ontheclockpro]

Hey considering we haven't had the net in a couple years back home, it being small ain't that much of a problem.

[encryptedlock]

You can connect from any wireless device - this place even has a cell phone tower, if you decide you need a phone for some reason.

[He thought he'd remembered Reno talking about cell phones like they were normal in his world.]

[ontheclockpro]

Huh.

Looks like the boondocks is trying to upgrade itself.