(001) CG: Flip the fuck out.

[peroxicide]

[ Anyone who is in the lobby right now will notice a small, grey-skinned troll about the size of a child suddenly appear every time you are near as if he was transportalised there, looking incredibly shocked. Slowly, surely, it contorts from a useless working of his dumbfounded jaw until it works into something much more familiar to him.

Rage. Pure, undiluted rage. He begins shouting at the top of his voice, fists clenching at his sides. ]

ERIDAN!!
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST--
WHAT THE FUCK?!
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU PUT KANAYA?! AND FEFERI?!
THEY WERE JUST...AND NOW THEY'RE...
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!
BRING THEM BACK HERE RIGHT NOW! I DON'T FUCKING CARE HOW MUCH SCIENCE YOU HAVE TO DO!

[ Karkat brings his hands up to his face and rubs vigorously, shaking with emotion. The next part is quieter - which is to say, regular speaking volume for normal people - and muffled by his hands. ]

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD WE DO NOT NEED THIS FUCKING SHIT RIGHT NOW
KANAYA, I'M SO FUCKING SORRY
I SHOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING
I JUST FUCKING STOOD THERE
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME I COULDN'T
I DIDN'T

[ And now he's back to loud again, swinging his head up and screaming. ]

FUCK!!

(ooc: Very open. There is a post on his journal if you want me to cut out the funny text! )