Mask 004 - Dictated
I gotta ask something here. Does Paradisa have a drinking game? You'd think it would, what with this loving assortment of fuck-ups, jackasses, dipshits and mental defectives we've got going on here. But hell, I haven't found it. And trust me, I've been looking. Not a single book in that library says anything. Seriously, it makes room for that Shake-a-spear hack, but nothing to do with plastering yourself in game form? What a waste!
So, here's what we're gonna do.
[There's the clear sound of someone placing two full bottles of something on a hard surface. And then a chuckle]
In the words of the great prophet O'Reilly...WE'RE DOING IT LIVE!
I'll make it simple. You've all been here far longer than I have...technically. So I'll get you to name up some rules. And let me tell you, if we don't kill someone by proxy through alcohol poisoning with this? We're coming right back here and fixing this entire game!
And because I'd never want to be called a slacker, I will start us off. Ahem.
-Take a shot for every time someone uses the phrase "magic castle".
--Take two if the accompanying sentence makes no sense out of context.
So, here's what we're gonna do.
[There's the clear sound of someone placing two full bottles of something on a hard surface. And then a chuckle]
In the words of the great prophet O'Reilly...WE'RE DOING IT LIVE!
I'll make it simple. You've all been here far longer than I have...technically. So I'll get you to name up some rules. And let me tell you, if we don't kill someone by proxy through alcohol poisoning with this? We're coming right back here and fixing this entire game!
And because I'd never want to be called a slacker, I will start us off. Ahem.
-Take a shot for every time someone uses the phrase "magic castle".
--Take two if the accompanying sentence makes no sense out of context.