Seventy Sixth Song
]Tamaki]
[Lorne knows this won't be easy, but he's Read Tamaki now, so he knows this will have to be done like a great tragic story to pull it off right. Here goes]
You've been doing a swell job in Caritas, Peaches. I mean, WOW, the place has never looked so...covered in rose petals. But I wondered if you could do this huge, enormous favour for me. I thought I'd ask you, before all my other workers, because you're the best.
I've got a friend, actually, he's like my brother, and he runs a little coffee shop in town. His place is like a wasteland for workers, not like here where I have a full staff, and he struggles so hard to get by. It's a real weeping tragedy. All he wants to do is give people coffee and make pretty girls smile. [That's...technically not a lie]
So, I was wondering, if maybe you could find it in your heart to help him out? I know he needs your help so much more than me, and I think it's right up your alley.
[Barney]
Heeeey Bro. Would you like a SUPER efficient new worker?
[Allen]
Please, please, please tell me you don't have any more crazy friends who'll want to work for me. I've just done something that I should feel wrong and dirty about to get rid of the last one. I promise I'll pay your debt fund DOUBLE if you keep them away from my bar.
[Lorne knows this won't be easy, but he's Read Tamaki now, so he knows this will have to be done like a great tragic story to pull it off right. Here goes]
You've been doing a swell job in Caritas, Peaches. I mean, WOW, the place has never looked so...covered in rose petals. But I wondered if you could do this huge, enormous favour for me. I thought I'd ask you, before all my other workers, because you're the best.
I've got a friend, actually, he's like my brother, and he runs a little coffee shop in town. His place is like a wasteland for workers, not like here where I have a full staff, and he struggles so hard to get by. It's a real weeping tragedy. All he wants to do is give people coffee and make pretty girls smile. [That's...technically not a lie]
So, I was wondering, if maybe you could find it in your heart to help him out? I know he needs your help so much more than me, and I think it's right up your alley.
[Barney]
Heeeey Bro. Would you like a SUPER efficient new worker?
[Allen]
Please, please, please tell me you don't have any more crazy friends who'll want to work for me. I've just done something that I should feel wrong and dirty about to get rid of the last one. I promise I'll pay your debt fund DOUBLE if you keep them away from my bar.