Dave: Fuck up semi-royally. Attempt and fail to save face.

[hardonic]

[The journal flops open to the sound of two boys having a very intellectual argument. About video games.]

i dont even fucking care man how is being a bunch of yarn in a fucking pedo book supposed to be awesome

that's not what it is.
...
okay, it's kind of what it is, but it's a lot cooler than that.

oh god you cant even derive a fucking theme from the thing
and its like
a fucking book
like a story within a story
and its still got about as much depth as a rank kiddy pool month three into the zombie apocalypse: summer edition

whatever, dude.
it's still an awesome game.
how many games can you kill things despite being nothing more than bits of string?
that's pretty badass if you ask me.

the sad part is that youre not even trying to be ironic about it
its like youre trying to be something completely sick like the head of the riders of the fucking apocalypse or something
and you turn around to your peeps and youre all
"hey yall lets go garrote someone with some overstock from michaels"
seriously how fucking sad is that

hahaha!!!
oh god dave, oh god! my sides!
did you seriously just say "yall"????

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