Fifty Five

[why_born]

How long does it take for the castle to fix, like, a WHOLE room?

Because someone. Who's name begins with a C and ends in a E and has ORALIN in the middle thought it'd be the best idea ever to glue all my stuff to the ceiling. And now I'm living with her.

In her creepy girl's room.

Just give me an estimate for when the mental scarring will end, '

Comments

[explorationist]

At least you had the modesty not to get your... gross all over. Yet.

[why_born]

That's because you glued all my gross to the ceiling.

[explorationist]

You're welcome. [She smirks] I don't do snoring at night, either. So, if you snore, I'll duct tape your mouth shut. Okay?

[why_born]

[Whiny] But how will I breathe?

[explorationist]

It's called through that big nose of yours. [A teasing smile]

[why_born]

You know, I can find ways to mess up your room, too.

[explorationist]

...You wouldn't.

[why_born]

Wanna bet?

[explorationist]

Don't make me throw you in the bathtub. [Stands up from the bed menacingly jdhksfa]

[why_born]

[He backs away, that's real fear in his eyes]

...Okay, okay, no messing with your stuff.

Psycho.

[explorationist]

[Raises her eyebrow slightly]

Psycho...? Are you calling me... Pyscho? [Keeps walking, trying to back him up into the bathroom]

[why_born]

[Backing awaaaaay]

N...no not at all!

[explorationist]

Liar... [And whenever she gets into pushing range, in he goes into the bathtub. Which is filled with water]

[why_born]

[His reaction is much as if you'd pushed him in acid. Screaming and flailing get]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[explorationist]

[She just stares]

Is this how hard it is for your gramma to get you to take a bath?! Jeez, it's water.

[why_born]

[He'll be trying to struggle his way out now]

...Wet.