Fifty Five

[why_born]

How long does it take for the castle to fix, like, a WHOLE room?

Because someone. Who's name begins with a C and ends in a E and has ORALIN in the middle thought it'd be the best idea ever to glue all my stuff to the ceiling. And now I'm living with her.

In her creepy girl's room.

Just give me an estimate for when the mental scarring will end, '

Comments

[billiardsplz]

Oooooh, don't do anything you'll regret later on in life~ [he laughs so hard]

[why_born]

...Dude, don't even go there, just...

DUDE.

[billiardsplz]

But man, she got you good. I almost feel bad enough to offer crashing my room.

[why_born]

She didn't get me! There was no getting.

[billiardsplz]

Your furniture begs to differ.

[why_born]

That was different.

[billiardsplz]

Alright, then what is it?

[why_born]

That's her being weird and annoying.

[billiardsplz]

Weird and annoying doesn't subject you to her whims like that!

[why_born]

It does when it's Coraline.

[billiardsplz]

So, got an escape route yet?

[why_born]

Does jumping out of the window count?

[billiardsplz]

And how many stories is this room off the floor?

[why_born]

[Loooong pause]

I could probably make it...

[billiardsplz]

Welp, if you try it, tell me which window I'll find your dead body under.

[why_born]

Maybe I could land in that bush over there...