※ thirty one

[likethetragedy]

[While most people are obsessing over how long they've been here, metal monsters, and suddenly becoming animals, Elektra is just swimming in the Four Seasons Room as if nothing was going on at all. She's nothing if not a creature of habit. Eventually even she gets tired of swimming back and forth all day. Now seemed a good as time as ever to see if

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[yeahihidmypants]

[getting beaten up by an angry mob?]

Being really glad my car is in a parking garage when it snows.

[likethetragedy]

[Those angry mobs do love him.]

That's it?

[yeahihidmypants]

[with their rocks and mean-spirited words]

Probably? I don't know. It's hard to guess what I'd be doing when I don't know what's going on.

Buying gifts for people I forgot? [this is honestly code for: Protecting the City... as always]

[likethetragedy]

Your life is about as interesting as mine was back home.

[You heroes always protecting the city and getting your faces bashed in by those very same people.]

[optimystically]

I... guess I'd be working.

[likethetragedy]

What do you do for a living?

[optimystically]

Part time spirit medium, part time lawyer's assistant!

[likethetragedy]

[The sad part is this doesn't sound weird at all to her.]

What can you do?

Elektra

[a_guardiandevil]

Working cases, wishing that my costume was insulated.

Matt Murdock

[likethetragedy]

Red leather would be cold this time of year, wouldn't it?

Elektra

[a_guardiandevil]

A little bit, yeah. I mean yeah, you get warmed up pummeling on purse-snatchers, but what about the other 5 hours you're out on patrol?

They don't exactly make warm-up shelters for vigilantes, after all. If I ever go back, maybe I should petition City Hall. [He laughs.]

Matt Murdock

[likethetragedy]

Good luck with that. I'm sure you're going need it the way you and your friend are winning popularity contests.

[a_morris_md]

[good question]

Selling pharmaceutical stuff and picking up hot chicks, probably.

[likethetragedy]

Do you ever pick up any hot chicks here?

[a_morris_md]

[scoff] Does it look like I do? Nah, all the hot chicks here wouldn't want anything to do with me.

[likethetragedy]

How do you pull it off back home then? [She's genuinely curious.]

dictated

[siebter]

That's right, the seasons and everything used to change! Is it winter right now? It feels really cold, so I think that's the right one...

dictated

[likethetragedy]

It's winter.

dictated

[siebter]

Hm, well, I guess I'd just stay inside, but it would be nice to go out and play in the snow a bit.

dictated

[likethetragedy]

What's stopping you?