four. ➛ I'm fine but a day behind [dictated]

[toughest]

Tweet tweet. Very fucking funny, castle. Ha ha.

Fine, you win. I'll do the damn dishes next time. Not a word, Stephanie.

But hey, at least I'm back to normal in time for monsters! Did someone try poking that thing with a stick yet? Please say no, so I can go do that.

Comments

[gotcharm]

[haha, just reading this like... who is this kid]

Sounds like a great idea.

[toughest]

Isn't it? [said in such a tone it's hard to tell whether he's being sarcastic or what.]

[gotcharm]

Is the thing decides to charge the castle, I'm blaming you. [oh the irony]

[toughest]

I'll be sure to run the other way.

[newgothamoracle]

...First temporary loss, I'm guessing?

[stern :|] And you be careful around that creature unless you want to lose something else.

[toughest]

I was turned into a robin, Babs. The kind without a capital R.

I'll be fine, don't worry.

[newgothamoracle]

[...muffled laugh] I'm sure you made a cute one.

[flatly] No worrying here.

[toughest]

Not cute, I was still cool. Even as a bird.

I'm not going to do anything stupid.

[batfail]

...

[Don't laugh don't laugh don't]

Pbbtt--

[toughest]

I'm warning you.

[batfail]

I didn't say anything!

[toughest]

You were going to laugh.

[bogusmagic]

I don't believe poking it with a stick would be an efficient use of time.

[toughest]

Then what do you suppose is an efficient use of time?

[bogusmagic]

Observation.

[toughest]

That's boring. Not to mention the best defense is a good offense.

[isthenight]

Throwing something might work better, if you're trying to provoke it.

[ His voice is so very unimpressed. What is it with Robins and wanting to get into dangerous situations? ]

[toughest]

I suppose I could try throwing rocks. [Sounds skeptical, because that is not nearly as much fun.]

[isthenight]

Or you could wait for it to wake up on its own.

[toughest]

Where is the fun in that?