Fifty Four

[why_born]

[Wybie's in the library, reading books on lizards. Why? Because Deadpool got him one for Christmas. His journal is open beside him]

Hey, do you know if you can teach a lizard how to do tricks? Like fetch?

They can totally play fetch, right?

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[hard_talker]

I had an iguana, back home. He mostly sat around, looked cool, and ate crickets. But they'll hang out on your shoulder and pretty much let you pick them up and stuff.

[why_born]

Seriously? Dude that's so cool!!

/uploaded this just for this comment, hee

[hard_talker]

Oh yeah, Gorn was a pretty chill guy. I kinda wish I hadn't had to leave him behind.

daww

[why_born]

Gorn? That's what you called him?

That's better than Josie.

[hard_talker]

Did the guy who gave her to you name her? ... You can probably rename her, lizards don't really seem to care. They'll look up at "hey you" as much as anything else.

[why_born]

I can ask him, I guess. He's pretty cool, I bet he knows some pretty cool names, too. Sounds like my cat.

[hard_talker]

... I thought you said its name was Josie?

[why_born]

Nah, that's what my friend wants to call it.

[hard_talker]

Oh. Screw that, what do YOU wanna call it?

[why_born]

I dunno.

...Lizard?

[hard_talker]

Simple. Easy to remember. I say go with it!