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[dontpatr0nizeme]

[The castle really couldn't have designed a better hell for Washington than being attached to this Spartan for a week.  Every day, the same damn routine.

4:15 AM, up and getting ready for Kat's usual run.  This time, Wash wasn't feeling very cooperative, grumbling the entire time.  He's sick of following her damn schedule and he's going to put a

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[onemanshort]

*Guai-guai long de dong...

Kat? Wash? You two alright?

*What the hell?

[inmylight_comdr]

We're fine, just working through our differences.

[you can probably hear Wash banging on the door in the background]

[onemanshort]

What's goin' on?

[differences? But they'd been so happy the last time she saw them]

[dontpatr0nizeme]

[That happiness just wasn't the type to last. And the loud frantic assault on the door continues from inside.]

[inmylight_comdr]

[Wry,] I was sick of his shit so I gave him a time out. Doesn't seem to be working.

[onemanshort]

A time out?!

[whatever you're doing in the bedroom isn't really her business, but that banging is worrisome] Is that.... him?!

He ain't hurtin' himself none, right?

[inmylight_comdr]

He does that's his own damn fault. [She's getting close to let him out, though, geez who would have thought a little closet would make him go this berserk ...]

[onemanshort]

But...that ain't soundin' good.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

[Another loud thud. Then it goes quiet.]

[inmylight_comdr]

Oh good. Finally. [Nope. That doesn't sound ominous at ALL.]

[onemanshort]

Wash?!

[yeah... worried] Kat....what's goin' on... is he okay?

[inmylight_comdr]

He's fine. He's just having a little tantrum.

[She hasn't laid a hand on him, swears! Just, you know, locked him in a closet, which is pretty close to his Least Favorite Thing Ever.]

[onemanshort]

[............that silence is unnerving]

You sure...?

[inmylight_comdr]

[Don't worry, she can still hear him breathing.]

Positive. Want me to have him visit you when we're out of this hell? [Because Wash anywhere but next to Kat is a VERY nice little mental picture right now]

[onemanshort]

I...

[she's so confused right now] I believe you. It just didn't sound pretty.

...What's goin' on, anyway? You two have a fight or somethin'?

[inmylight_comdr]

Yes, it started when I arrived. Probably won't end until one of us leaves. [or, you know, they end up killing each other]