¿ 5 spooky demon things ?

[mr_stealthypnts]

[it's morning in Paradisa, and Xander is asleep in his bed. He's kind of adorable. Curled up, happy smile, maybe a bit of drool.....but...he doesn't look like himself

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[breakmychest]

What, did you get split ends?

[mr_stealthypnts]

HAHA VERY FUNNY SPIKE! SHUT UP!

[breakmychest]

Fine, what's got your panties in such a twist, then?

[Yeah, he's got no idea what's going on. He thinks he's talking to Cordelia.]

[mr_stealthypnts]

MY PANTIES ARE NOT IN A TWIST!

....WOW her voice gets shrill....

[breakmychest]

Yeah, I've noticed... "Her?"

[mr_stealthypnts]

Yes, HER! Cordelia!

[breakmychest]

...as in, you, Cordelia?

[mr_stealthypnts]

I can't believe I'm stuck with you....

[sighs]

Spike, what I'm about to tell you is not a laughing matter, okay?

[breakmychest]

[...this sounds likely to be hilarious.]

All right. What is it?

[mr_stealthypnts]

.... I'm Xander.

[breakmychest]

[...give him a moment. His first reaction is, of course, doubt, but then he remembers that he's in a castle where weird things are supposed to happen all the time, and anyway, this kind of thing has happened at home, too.

And then he just starts laughing.]

[mr_stealthypnts]

[groaaaans]

Shut UP, Spike.

[breakmychest]

If it helps, I think you look much better this way.

[mr_stealthypnts]

I- .... [okay, he's not going to argue with that one.]

[breakmychest]

Guess it could be worse.

[mr_stealthypnts]

How could it be worse?