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[loisfuckinglane]

[Thanks to Lorne, Lois has spent a few days fully believing she's a gritty noir detective.  Somewhere she even managed to find a fedora and a trenchcoat.  Don't ask.  Anyways, the italicized "narration" can actually be heard by your character  - she just fully believes that it can't be.

It's also fully audible when she lights up a cigarette upon

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[variare]

[ SQUINT ]

[loisfuckinglane]

[You heard her.]

[variare]

[ she sounds just like a book he read last week... ]

[luthored]

Mugs? Dame?

[loisfuckinglane]

Lang. One of the people I wanted to see.

What do you think about what happened out there? You got the fly on the wall view after all.

[luthored]

Is this how they talk at the Daily Planet, now?

Honestly my view wasn't as good as most others, since I was stuck outside the gate. Sadly enough on guard duty that was completely useless considering none of us were able to tell when they snuck up on us, and we had to be brought inside for protection.

[loisfuckinglane]

Don't see what the newsies have to do with it, girlie.

Given some of you were on edge enough to suggest guard duty in the first place, sounds like someone suspected a flimfalm. Though what the grift was, exactly, is about as clear as mud right now.

They didn't give up any signs as to how they knew you were all there, I'm guessing? Just a clean sneak?

[onlyanapple]

...

Wait, what?

[loisfuckinglane]

Simple question. Can we trust 'em or are they just a pair of skid rogues?

[onlyanapple]

Skid...rogues.

I haven't heard talk like that for quite a few decades...

[loisfuckinglane]

Is there a reason you're avoiding answering the question?

[gottaknockhard]

. . . [That's funny, you sound just like Lois.]

Looks complicated.

[loisfuckinglane]

Not a big fan of complicated.

Black, white, or bourbon, I'll take.

[gottaknockhard]

That I can understand. [Even if it was a joke... Not sure.]

Sometimes it's better to settle for what you have.

[loisfuckinglane]

Can't close a case that's still an open sore. Settling's not an option.

At least not for a sleuth like me. Not about to rake in any dough letting someone else crack the case, and these bills aren't coming in any slower.

[bogusmagic]

[what's with all these haters? That sounded like it came straight out of a mystery novel *_*]

... Eloquent.

[loisfuckinglane]

You got an opinion to weigh in on this one, sister?

[bogusmagic]

Mineas Well, or the kidnappings?

[loisfuckinglane]

Whatever you've got. Lay it on me.