Dictated, as always.

[heirdom]

It's my birthday on Friday.

Better get me something GOOD!

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[yamanaka]

[WAS CHECKIN' THE JOURNS IN HER ROOM AT FLORA'S ...]

It is? Seriously??

[heirdom]

Why would I lie about it?

[yamanaka]

I guess I'm just surprised ... I don't know if we'll be back by then.

[heirdom]

You'd still get me something though, right?

[wornbright]

[ OHOHO this means she needs to come up with something to do for him~ ]

[heirdom]

[No surprise parties.]

[supertorso]

'Good' is a relative term, so people are going to need something a little more specific than that to know what you want.

[ Which means, yes, she's getting you a present. Partially as a peace offering. ]

[heirdom]

People know what I consider "good."

Don't be cheap.

[supertorso]

Hate to break it to you, but money doesn't really mean anything here.

[heirdom]

Do you know the difference between "cheap" and "inexpensive"?

[isthenight]

[ ... plots quietly and stalks this. ]

[heirdom]

[Yeah you do that, Father. YOU MISSED HIS LAST TEN BIRTHDAYS.]

[isthenight]

[ ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. And would he prefer chocolate or yellow cake? Baked by someone other than Bruce, of course. ]

[heirdom]

[It means nothing to Damian, as you are the only Bruce there is now.

What the fuck is yellow cake and why is it yellow.]

[junescutie]

Really? How old are you gonna be?

[heirdom]

Eleven.

[Which isn't ten, fuck yeah.]

[junescutie]

Wow... [so... jelly]

Are you gonna have a birthday party?

[heirdom]

No. Birthday parties are for little kids.