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[nogooddeeds]

[A musical, strangely pleasant voice filters its way through the journals with a meticulous chant in a seemingly nonsensical language. It pitches in a fervor, obviously an attempt at casting some type of spell. The witch eventually loses her temper and growls, another book slamming to echo through the journal.]Of course it doesn't work -- it never

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[onlyanapple]

[And instead of his usual sarcasm-or-troll filled response to a newcomer, Crowley sounds honestly and absolutely delighted as he dictated over the journal]

Elphie! Is that you?

[nogooddeeds]

[HOLD ON A SECOND THERE--]

...did you just call me 'Elphie'? Who are you? Where are you?

[onlyanapple]

It is you! Isn't your voice a sound for sore ears.

[Oh...wait...right. Memory thing] Um. My voice is coming from a book, it should be open around you, somewhere, and recording everything we say. You've been kidnapped by a magical castle and there's no way out.

I'll just give you a minute for that to settle in.

[nogooddeeds]

What in Oz name are you--

[Tick tick tick tick tick...well, she found the journal. Instead of commenting on anything else he's said, she focuses on one thing:]

There's always a way out.

[waterproofed]

What? Wait, don't summon anything, crazy lady! We've got enough monsters in this joint!

[nogooddeeds]

He's not a monster--well, I suppose he is, but in comparison to actual monsters, the Wizard is rather harmless.

[...tryyyyying to figure out where these voices are coming from.]

[waterproofed]

The Wizard? Is that like the Doctor?

[nogooddeeds]

Doubtful. He's a wicked tyrant.

Who are you?

[echivoc]

Whatever it is you're summoning won't do you any good, unless you plan on destroying a wall or the like.

[nogooddeeds]

More interested in giving a wretch the punishment he deserves.

[echivoc]

You and the rest of the castle residents.

[nogooddeeds]

--you all know the Wizard?

[immortal_witch]

What are you trying to make work?

[nogooddeeds]

Teleportation spell.

[immortal_witch]

Oh, right.

Yeah those don't work. Or else none of us would be here right now.

[nogooddeeds]

So I noticed. [Grumpy witch.]

[amphibiopathic]

Most spells seem to work here just fine, if they're put together right.

[nogooddeeds]

Not this one. The spell is very clear.

[amphibiopathic]

You sure the castle didn't decide to take away your magic?

[nogooddeeds]

No, I've already discussed that with a man who apparently knows of me already.