Super-one!

[superbombshell]

[Good evening, Paradisa. Your castle is now +1 Super-babe, just waking up after a nasty run-in with a kryptonite-ridden killer robot. And yes, she talks to herself some.]

Yeesh! I feel like . . . like I just smacked into a kryptonite glacier, I guess. I bet this is what it feels like to be hungover. After almost getting alcohol poisoning. [

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[supertorso]

Uh... what?

[superbombshell]

I'm pretty sure that's my line.

[supertorso]

And just when I thought this place couldn't get any weirder...

Who are you?

[superbombshell]

I'm Supergirl. Who are you?

[supertorso]

... Supergirl.

Kara Zor-El is my real name.

[superbombshell]

Uh . . . what? Look, I'm flattered and all? But if you're gonna pretend to be me it's probably a good idea to not actually try to convince me you're me. Also? Might wanna do your research a little better, my name's Kara In-Ze.

[supertorso]

... In-Ze was my mother's maiden name.

[ she lets out a small sigh. ] Alura In-Ze married Zor-El of Krypton, brother of Jor-El who in turn is father to Kal-El. Superman. Lemme guess... it's a little different for you?

Kal's here, by the way, if you don't believe me. He can vouch for me.

[superbombshell]

. . . [Insert long pause]

That's an understatement. So . . . you're actually related to Superman?

[supertorso]

... you're not?

[superbombshell]

No? I mean, we call each other "cousin," but we're not even actually from the same planet.

. . . and my mother's name was Kala.

[supertorso]

... that is so weird. What planet are you from, then?

[superbombshell]

Argos. It was Krypton's sister planet.

[batfail]

I'm. So. Lost!

[supertorso]

Me too. Alternate universe, maybe?

[batfail]

You get one, too? That's not fair...

[supertorso]

You mean you want the mistaken identity thing and all the confusion that comes with it?