1 snake in my boot

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[Well, this is new! There's a little toy cowboy doll laying atop an open journal in the hallway of the thirteenth floor. He's in front of room 1313, where the nameplate reads "Woody."

Since he's never seen this hallway before, he's going to be bending the rules a bit to lift his head and take a peek around, hoping no one notices.]

Holy cow... Where am I?