♃ - vii

[narrowcage]

[ backdated a bit earlier in the day! ]

[ Ganymede is standing somewhat aimlessly in the dorms, moving his legs somewhat funny. He hasn't noticed his immortality is gone, he stopped giving a crap about the weirdos invading his room... no, it's the clothes that have given far more trouble than he can (literally) handle. Pants are ridiculous. Who's

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[sexyhitchhiker]

[walkin' along the hall when she sees...this.]

I don't want to know, do I? [backing away slowly]

[narrowcage]

[ you poor girl. he looks at her and instantly frowns. HE'S SUPPOSED TO BACK AWAY FROM PEOPLE NOT YOU ]

There is nothing to know, I just don't want to wear these stupid clothes!

[sexyhitchhiker]

Can't you at least keep your pants on? [ready to bolt at any second!]

[narrowcage]

No! [ points at her ] Tell me how this works!

[sexyhitchhiker]

How what works? [completely bewildered] That most people don't start undressing in public?

[narrowcage]

Public? I [ hardly even noticed ] don't care about that. I'm talking about this!

[ and he points at the button on the pants. He really doesn't know how creepy this is okay ]

[sexyhitchhiker]

[automatically glances down for half a second before keeping her eyes firmly on his face. Completely red now.]

M-maybe you should be asking a guy. [saw him pointing to somewhere around his groin. oh god, where's the exit]

1/2

[narrowcage]

[ blinks, watching her, and is further puzzled by her reply.

and then it clicks ]

...!

[narrowcage]

[ ohhhh god what are girls ]

I-- what? No! I would ask one if there were one around but there isn't, obviously!

[sexyhitchhiker]

I still don't think I'm suited to help! Get a book or something!

[narrowcage]

Fine then I guess you're useless. And I don't want to look in a book.

[sexyhitchhiker]

[hnnngh] At least go back to your room! What if a kid comes by?? [well, kids in teenage bodies]

[narrowcage]

[ huff ] Why is it important? I don't wear "pants" when the castle is normal.

[sexyhitchhiker]

Then find a skirt or something! But change in your room!

[trying to figure out if this is sexual harassment or if he's just that clueless]

[narrowcage]

[ frowns. ] You don't have to be so irritating about it, fine!

[sexyhitchhiker]

[ugh. what is her life. Maybe a compromise?]

Okay look. If you go back to your room to change, I'll get you a skirt. [a long skirt, her mind automatically amends]