Dave: Meet with John and inject some meta up in this shit.

[hardonic]

[there are two boys sitting in the lobby. One is rolling around a bottle of apple juice, and the other is popping Fruit Gushers like... well... candy.]

im telling you
blue hair
were gonna catch someone with blue hair and he will say its natural
and i will turn to you
and say you gotta have blue hair
and then this will all be over

[[ooc: OPEN POST

Comments

[yamanaka]

[waves at john 8D SHE KNOWS YOUUU]

[hardonic]

huh
id say dumb blonde
but thatd be too easy
plus she hasnt said anything yet

[yamanaka]

[.... did that other kid just say what she thinks he did :| coming over now]

Hi, John ... who's your friend? [EYEING DAVE SUSPICIOUSLY. INSULT HER AND YOU GET PUNCHED. even if you are a babby]

[hardonic]

hi
kinda sensing that description comes with a chickification somewhere down the line
but thats cool i guess [LIES he is secretly just like *^* NINJAS rn]

[yamanaka]

Chickifi ... what? [LMFAO] Uh, nice to meet you, Dave.

[hardonic]

yeah
huh
or maybe shes just the chick

[yamanaka]

[lmfao just .... leaning towards john more] Uh, does he ... always talk like that?

[hardonic]

gee thanks bro
thought this was gonna be a group effort
boy was i off the mark

[yamanaka]

Group effort ...? [tbh if she knew what tropes were she'd probably think this is hilarious]

[hardonic]

the only way any of this would be even halfway decent is if we were a part of a deconstructor fleet