Dave: Meet with John and inject some meta up in this shit.

[hardonic]

[there are two boys sitting in the lobby. One is rolling around a bottle of apple juice, and the other is popping Fruit Gushers like... well... candy.]

im telling you
blue hair
were gonna catch someone with blue hair and he will say its natural
and i will turn to you
and say you gotta have blue hair
and then this will all be over

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[arakhnes]

[ what up kiddos. strolling by messing with her new web shooter thing under her sleeves.

trope her, boys ]

[hardonic]

huh
kind of stuck on fiery redhead for her
if you make the assumption around here too fast youre bound to trip up
remember
dark is not evil

CONVENIENT PICTURE CHOICE ON EVIL COSTUME SWITCH LMFAO

[arakhnes]

[ oh boy she recognizes one of those voices. stopping and just. looking over at them ]

Who's obviously evil now?

[hardonic]

[shoves john a little]

stop lying to yourself bro
shes making it so obvious that even you noticed
either thats stacks of irony or else reality is unrealistic

[arakhnes]

[ alright what the hell are they going on about...

walking up to them and just. flipping her hair over her shoulder like MJ used to ]

Hate to burst you guys' bubble....

Actually, no, I don't.

Anyways, I'm not a redhead.

[hardonic]

maybe she goes against the trope
but that wouldnt be subversive by definition
whoa
onion layers of irony right there
check it

[arakhnes]

"Brainy"? Well, I guess that's loads more of a compliment than "nerd" or "geek" or "hey, loser, do my homework before is hove your face in the toilet."

[ looking between the two. and just. watt.... ]

And not to totally contradict what I just said, but, uh, what's a "trope"?

[hardonic]

yeah
you probably know what a foil is
but there different kinds of foils that pop up all the time
like all work vs all play or captain smooth and sergeant rough
those are tropes

[arakhnes]

Oh.

[ and moving to sit down beside them asfas ]

So what are you guys doing again? Troping people? Or am I just special? Please say that I am!

[hardonic]

if you really wanted to
you could go out and circle around again
i could come up with new material if i thought about it

[arakhnes]

It's cool, kid. [ .... PATTING JOHN ON THE HEAD b-bawww he's so cute....

and then totally just standing up and back flipping to where she started ]

Shoot.