Dave: Meet with John and inject some meta up in this shit.

[hardonic]

[there are two boys sitting in the lobby. One is rolling around a bottle of apple juice, and the other is popping Fruit Gushers like... well... candy.]

im telling you
blue hair
were gonna catch someone with blue hair and he will say its natural
and i will turn to you
and say you gotta have blue hair
and then this will all be over

[[ooc: OPEN POST

Comments

[yeafairily]

[floating on by

WITH NATURAL BLUE HAIR]

[hardonic]

[.................]

okay can we ask someone other than the small annoying creature

[yeafairily]

[GLITTERS .........

oh are you talking

about him

FLIES ON OVER]

Heeeeyyyyyy! You better not be talking about me!

[hardonic]

[just like... face palming.]

dude
uh
not that im an expert or anything
but there's ridiculously cute
and then theres keet

[yeafairily]

[flitting around their heads]

Cute? Me?

[hardonic]

i think that was the only part he heard
cloud cuckoo lander much

[yeafairily]

Cuckoo alien? I'm not an alien! I'm an elf!

[hardonic]

begging to differ on that bro
hes mixing metaphors like i mix tapes
still
not like i care

[yeafairily]

Yeah! Can't argue with me! I'm the ultimate authority! Bow down to Master Puck! [just floating in front of them, chest puffed out. BOW DOWN]

[hardonic]

were veering onto too dumb to live territory