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[windspiral]

[All that can be heard at first is the dull sound of sheets being ruffled, followed by a pained groan and a whiny, mumbled voice.]

...I don’t want broccoli in my ramen... give me more pork...

[Someone is dreaming :| but unaware, a much louder (possibly familiar?) whiny voice reaching the journal now.]I said pork! If I eat the broccoli I’ll die!

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[stormscoming]

...Tch.

[...oh fuck this shit. HE'S NEVER GOING TO OPEN THIS DAMN JOURNAL EVER AGAIN.]

[windspiral]

[Sorry Sasuke, he couldn't hear you over his YELLING AND FREAKING OUT, sobs]

[stormscoming]

[...Fine. He'll say something else.]

Shut up.

[Closes his journal so fast. He's going to go put it under something so it doesn't open and he doesn't have to hear Naruto's voice ever again. B|]

1/3

[windspiral]

[FUCK. NOOOOOO... his chance...]

recorded;

[girlyboywonder]

...You okay, spud?

recorded;

[windspiral]

[That sudden voice makes him stop and stare around his room... before yelling out angrily now]

WHO THE HELL IS THIS?! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS FOR EVEN TRYING TO KIDNAP ME!

[girlyboywonder]

...Ah. Right. New kid. You want the spiel now, or after you stop trying to kick an ass that's not there?

[windspiral]

What the hell are you talking about? I CAN HEAR YOU!

[relegate]

Geez, another one....?

[windspiral]

HEY! COME OUT HERE AND SHOW YOUR FACE IF YOU THINK YOU'RE SO TOUGH! [thinking... you're a kidnapper]

[relegate]

You're noisy aren't you.....

[windspiral]

I'LL BE AS NOISY AS I WANT TO BE!

[yamanaka]

Naruto-kun?! Are you hurt?

[windspiral]

[Well that makes him stop. All the other voices he was hearing were unfamiliar, but this annoying one makes him stop again]

What the-

...

Ino, where are you hiding?!

[yamanaka]

I'm not hiding! [skdjhsf LMAO] Look around, there should be a book nearby you. Believe it or not, it works like a radio type thing.

[windspiral]

...

Someone else said it was haunted...

[noneckchump]

[Ok, how is Eddy supposed to enjoy his day of relaxing summer fun if all he hears is some obnoxious dude yelling his lungs out?]

HEY! SHUT UP! Some people are TRYING to enjoy themselves here!

[windspiral]

[JESUS CHRIST he wasn't expecting to be yelled at, but of course that doesn't stop him, filthy kidnapper!]

LIKE I CARE, BASTARD! LET ME GO!

[noneckchump]

[OH NO YOU DIDN'T.]

HEY JERK! IS THAT ANYWAY TO TALK TO A KID?

[windspiral]

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE 80, I'LL STILL KICK YOUR ASS WHEN I FIND YOU!